"There's a problem with that thing."
"No there isn't."
"Yes there is. That thing is happening all the time. We could fix the problem. It would take a lot of work, but..."
"No. There isn't a problem. I do not see a problem."
"But what about X, Y, and Z? We need to fix this stuff. Something needs to change."
"Those are isolated incidents. They are not connected in any way. All circumstances and events exist in a vacuum."
"They are a trend. They are a symptom of a bigger issue."
"No they aren't. Can you give me a specific example?"
"A couple, but there are so many..."
"If you can't give me twenty specific examples, right now, off the top of your head, there isn't a problem. If you give me twenty examples, I'll ask for twenty-one examples."
"This Thing is a problem. It's complicated and involves..."
"I don't see it. It isn't affecting me, so it isn't a problem..."
"It's a problem."
"Do you have a specific solution, that you can describe completely, right now? Is it foolproof and perfect, as all plans are foolproof and perfect?"
"See? Then there is no problem, and even if there was a problem, which there isn't, it can't be fixed because there is no perfect solution that is easy, and involves no sacrifice. No problem."
"Nope. End of discussion. I have to go do things now. Also, booze now. I do not have time for this. Things are going well for me, so there is no problem. Booze now, and sports. Booze now?"
"Yes, booze I suppose."
~~~ LATER ~~~
"Can you believe that thing that happened on the news!? It is awful and terrible! This will briefly make me somewhat sad, for a few days, or hours!!"
"Yes. I can believe it. I don't see why you are surprised. It is part of the thing we were talking about the other day, these things are connected."
"No. There is no problem. That is not a real problem. We don't need to fix it, it isn't a problem."
"You don't see how that led to this?"
"No. It is another isolated incident. I have to go do things now that are important to me. Work stuff now. Booze later, and also, sports."
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